Lola the Swinger

Lola received a belated shower gift from my good pal Chris Scalzi, aka Scalzi Smooth. It's a really cool aquarium themed baby swing. While Lola was freaking out, in a typical crying fit, I placed her in the swing and she shut up for a few minutes. Then she puked. Then she started crying again. Then I had to unstrap her and pick her up. Then she chilled for a minute or so before she started crying again. Then she was handed to Bethany because Dad's can do very little to keep a hungry baby happy.

Not much else happened with the girl today. Same as usual, I suppose. Eating every three seconds, sleeping for a while, puking, crapping, and being cute.

I missed out on a lot today, but at least I got to put together the swing. I was forced to read the directions, but I sorta just pretended to read them while figuring it all out on my own. It was a piece of cake. Speaking of cake, I am currently devouring a heaping bowl of Friendly's Cake Batter Ice Cream. I highly recommend it.

Lola is sleeping now. Hopefully she'll continue sleeping because I have to wake up early tomorrow. It'd probably be best if I slept out in the living room but I'd rather not be crucified in the morning by Bethany.

For those concerned with the spittle caked on Lola's face in the picture above, rest assured I wiped it off after I was finished taking pictures. I also wrapped her in about 20 blankets and jacked the heat up to 98 degrees so she wouldn't catch cold. I didn't really do either of those things.

Okay, I'm going to go watch more Simpsons now.